Alimony: The screwing you get for the screwing you got.
Related:
- Taxes:
A government term for screwing you without kissing... - Alimony is paying for something you
don't get... - GST- Government
Screwing... - The difference between the Laws of Nature and Murphy's Law
is that with the Laws of Nature you can count on things
screwing up the same way every time.
The Reliability... - How many
hookers
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None - they get screwed - they don't usually do the... - Hurry it up you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you're screwing around." (Executed by hanging Leavenworth,
Kansas.) ~~ Carl Panzram, d. September 5,... - Lisa: [echoic from Bart's dream] First prize! First prize!
First prize! Bart: Why are you saying that? Lisa: Just... - Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."
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George... - Time flies even when you're screwing
around...
From the same category:
- In the best of possible worlds the chateau of monseigneur the baron
was the most beautiful of chateaux,
and madame the best of possible baronesses. -- Francis... - I'm walking to work this morning and it's a lovely spring day,
and I'm walking up Sixth Avenue and I see one of those... - Forget it
... - Under heaven thunder rolls:
All things attain the natural state of innocence.
Thus the kings of old, Rich in virtue, and in harmony... - The truth is the one thing that nobody will believe.
George Bernard Shaw (1856...
