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• A professional is someone who tells you something you already knew
  but in the telling, through the use of jargon and jumbo, makes the whole thing sound impressive and confusing, and then charges you a professional fee for doing this to you....
• A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.
  -- Old Testament -- Proverbs xxvii, 15...
• Alimony is a splitting headache.
• War debt: alimony.
• Alimony is the high cost of leaving.
• Woman: I'm not going to press charges, but I assume you'll want to punish him.
  Homer: 'Preciate the suggestion, lady, but he hates that....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, he'll have the paralegal do it. But, you'll get the following bill...
• Gigolo: A fee male...
• NECROPHILIA: Dropping in for a cold one.