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• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Ten: To form a university funded protest committee to research how the white male patriarchy conspires to keep women and minorities in the dark....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Nobody knows. But everyone knows that women and minorities will suffer more than anyone else because it's dark....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Feminists don't screw at all. That's what sperm banks are for!...
• How many baseball owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they like being in the dark ages....
• How many European ballet dancers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they like Danzig in the dark....
• How many male chauvinistic pigs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, let the bitch cook in the dark....
• How many vampires -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they *like* it in the dark....
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They're never in the dark....