Lovka's Law of Driving: There is no traffic until you need to
make a left turn.
make a left turn.
Related:
- I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the
country is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual which
I happen to have in my top desk drawer.
Some of the Tips for Better Driving are worth considering... - Vile's Law of Communication:
No one is listening until you make a mistake... - If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights,
what happens... - Oliver's Law:
Experience is something you don't get until just after... - Olivier's Law:
Experience is something you don't get until just after... - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Oliver's...
From the same category:
- Murphy's (Fourth) Corollary:
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because... - Grosch's Law
Computing power increases as the square of the cost.
If you want to do it twice as cheaply, you have... - Silver's Law of Doctoring:
It never heals correctly... - Law of the Marketplace:
Weekend specials aren't... - Finagle's Fourth Law
Once a job is fouled up,
anything done to improve it only makes it worse...
