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• Arthur's Second Law of Love: The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be dalayed in the mail long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.
• When you are ready to reply to a letter, you will lack at least one of the following
  (a) A pen or pencil or typewriter. (b) Stationery....
• Hale Mail Rule, The: When you are ready to reply to a letter, you will lack at least one of the following
  (a) A pen or pencil or typewriter. (b) Stationery....
• Murphy's Law of the Office: Copying machines mangle only important documents.
  Corollary: If a machine goes wild and runs off 180 copies, it will do so only when you are copying a personal letter....
• Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit. -- R.E. Shay
• If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order.
  If you do write, you will receive your order before your tacky letter reaches the company....
• bit bucket n. [very common] 1. The universal data sink (originally, the mythical receptacle used to catch bits when they fall off the end of a register during a shift instruction).
  Discarded, lost, or destroyed data is said to have `gone to the bit bucket'....
• You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and then you remember it really is?
  I'm like that all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Savignano's Mail-Order Law: If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order.
  If you do write, you'll receive the merchandise before your angry letter reaches its destination....