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• First Law of Applied Terror: When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important ones will be illegible.
• Fourth Law of Kitchen Confusion: The one ingredient you made a special trip to the store to get will be the one thing your guest is allergic to.
• Third Law of Kitchen Confusion: You are always complimented on the item that took the least effort to prepare.
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• When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important ones will be illegible.
  -- 2nd LAW OF TESTS...
• Law of Kitchen Confusion: Once a dish is fouled up, anything added to save it only makes it worse.
• Once a dish is fouled up, adding anything to make it better will not work.
  -- Law of Kitchen Confusio...
• Second Law of Kitchen Confusion: Once a dish is fouled up, anything added to save it only makes it worse.
• When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #45...
• The most vital dimension on any drawing will probably be left off.
  -- The RPCISPE's Fifth Universal Law...