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• Before ordering a test decide what you will do if it is 1) positive, or 2) negative.
  If both answers are the same, don't do the test. -- Cochrane's Aphorism...
• 0037 Do you know what characters are the same in both ASCII and EBCDIC? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• 0411 Do you log in before breakfast? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• eality check n. 1. The simplest kind of test of software or hardware
  doing the equivalent of asking it what 2 + 2 is and seeing if you get 4....
• eality check: n. 1. The simplest kind of test of software or hardware
  doing the equivalent of asking it what 2 + 2 is and seeing if you get 4....
• Are you online? Good! Hit to take the I.Q. Test.
• Agent 1: [presses the buzzer] Burns: [awakening, over the intercom] Mmm.
  ..hmm...what? How dare you disturb me during nap time....
• This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.