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• The news is out, Jim Bakker did NOT receive a Christmas greeting card from Jimmy Swaggart this last Christmas!
• Peace on Earth. Wish you were here. -- Dan'l Danehy-Oakes, Christmas Card greetings...
• Some way to show your gratitude! No gold, no diamonds, no rubies, not even a lousy card!
  Wait a minute... there <was> a card... -- Homer is mad at Mr....
• Republican Christmas Card: "Season's Greedings.
• RLC: Reread Last Card
• green card n. [after the "IBM System/360 Reference Data" card] A summary of an assembly language, even if the color is not green and not a card.
  Less frequently used now because of the decrease in the use of assembly language....
• mean time between failures -- when you get an "F" on your report card and you take it out on your dog.
• You can't put your VISA bill on your American Express card. -- P. J. O'Rourke
• 0043 Can you read a punched card, looking at the holes?
  0044 ... feeling the holes? -- from THE HACKER TEST...