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Humorix Misc
- If Microsoft were to vanish, who would we hate next?
From a Slashdot.org...
- I'm not a programmer, but I play one at Microsoft.
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From a Slashdot.org...
- To segfault is human; to bluescreen moronic.
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From a Slashdot.org...
- If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed.
Oh wait, he
does!
-- From a Slashdot.org...
- I'm not in favor of senseless Micro$oft bashing. I'm in favor of bashing
Micro$oft senseless.
From a Slashdot.org...
- I'm a geek with a journalism degree. I suppose that makes me overqualified
for a job with ZDNet.
Darn.
-- From a Slashdot.org...
- Wow, the great ZDNET actually corrected a mistake! Of course,
if they did
that to all of Jesse Berst's columns, they'd...
- It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your source code is?
From a Slashdot.org...
- I'm still waiting for the "Honk if you hate Microsoft" [bumper sticker],
but that might get annoying, everyone honking at you...
- The relative speed of a computer, regardless of CPU architecture,
is
inversely proportional to the number of Microsoft...
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