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• defenestration n. [mythically from a traditional Czech assasination method, via SF fandom] 1.
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• I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together.
• That was a favor I did you?
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• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.