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• If at first you don't succeed, get a job with Microsoft. -- Gareth Barnard
• Are you tired of being a crash test dummy for Microsoft? Discover Linux. -- Gareth Barnard
• MCSE == Mentally Challenged Slave of the Empire. -- Gareth Barnard
• Linux; a re-Gnu-able resource. -- Gareth Barnard
• Windows NT -- it'll drive you buggy! -- Gareth Barnard
• That that is, is. -- Oxymoro
• The next hot technology from Microsoft will be object-oriented assembly.
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• If it's too good to be true, it's probably a rigged demo.
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• Advanced BASIC -- Oxymoro