The memory management in Windows 95 can be used to frighten small children.
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- Look Out! It's Microsoft Outlook
An old maxim in the Unix community states,
"All programs expand until they can read mail... except... - Windows 95
undocumented... - Windows:
for IQs smaller than... - Windows 95 really does have pre-emptive multitasking:
It can boot and crash at the same time... - Never frighten a small man --
he'll kill you... - STACK:
A memory space used to entertain the programmers and... - Windows 95: The Dracula of Operating Systems--it sucks up all your
memory,
bleeds your hard drive dry, and only works an average... - Are you scared of speed? If so,
then try Windows 95... - Windows 95 is not a virus.
Viruses actually do something...
