The Memory Management In Windows 95 Can Be Used To Frighten Small Children.

The Memory Management In Windows 95 Can Be Used To Frighten Small Children.

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The memory management in Windows 95 can be used to frighten small children.

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Windows 95 really does have pre-emptive multitasking: It can boot and crash at the same time.
Never frighten a small man -- he'll kill you.
STACK: A memory space used to entertain the programmers and management by overflowing or being subjected to mismatched PUSH/POPs.
Windows 95: The Dracula of Operating Systems--it sucks up all your memory, bleeds your hard drive dry, and only works an average of 12 hours out of every 24.
Are you scared of speed? If so, then try Windows 95.
Windows 95 is not a virus. Viruses actually do something.