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Freedom
- If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
Stephen...
- For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
I put them
in the same room and let them fight it out...
- Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the
entire area was missing.
Stephen...
- I have a switch in my apartment... it doesn't do anything.
Every
once in a while, I turn it on and off.... One...
- If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on
their feet,
what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat...
- I invented the cordless extension cord
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Stephen...
- I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'.
There was
another sign below it that said 'self service'...
- A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, 'Why were you going so
fast?' I said,
'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an
accelerator...
- Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up,
and smile for a
satellite picture.
-- Stephen...
- While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my
bedroom.
They put it in _exactly_ the same place it was.
When...
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