- Never say you know a man until you have divided an
inheritance with him... - Nice guys
get sick... - No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds
that it was human nature... - No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick
goldfish... - Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited
guest... - Now and then an innocent man is sent to the
legislature... - Of all forms of caution,
caution in love is the most fatal... - Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lampposts
for support rather than illumination... - Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselves
for their inability to give bad examples... - One family builds a wall,
two families enjoy it...
