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• No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
• All over the place, from the popular culture to the propaganda system
  there is constant pressure to make people feel that they are helpless, that the only role they can have is to ratify decisions and to consume....
• Tough? My goldfish can whip your dog!
• No one gets sick on Wednesdays.
• Well, see, Joyce, there we were, trapped in the elevator.
  Now, I had my tennis racquet and the goldfish; she was holding the Crisco....
• ABCD GOLDFISH? LMNO GOLDFISH!