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• Never drink from your finger bowl -- it contains only water.
• Excerpts From The First Annual Nerd Bowl (#5) A commercial that aired during the live ASCII broadcast of the game
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• Never pick your nose with my finger.
• Could ye use a little water in your whiskey?" "When ay drink whiskey, ay drink whiskey, an' when ay drink water, ay drink water.
  -- Maureen O'Sullivan and Barry Fitzgerald in THE QUIET MAN, begorra....
• You know it's Monday when you find sharks in your water bowl. -- Garfield
• Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.
  Chase after money and security and your heart will never unclench....
• Never thank anybody for anything, except a drink of water in the desert--and then make it brief.
  -- Gene Fowle...
• If you saw what the river carried, you would never drink the water. Jamaican Proverb