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• He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes ...
• He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
• The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
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• The blind man looking in a mirror cannot see he has no eyes. So what? -- Solomon Sho
• JABBERWOCKY And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came!
  One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!...
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Picked his nose apart so he could see how it ran.
• Avant-Garde Narrow: a typeface for the broad-minded.