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• Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
• If you think you might faint, don't worry; you can always go into psychiatry.
• You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.
• Patry's Law: If you know something can go wrong, and take due precaution to prevent it, something else will go wrong.
• An expert is a person who can take something you already know and make it sound confusing.
• It just goes to show you, its always something.
• THEY CAN ALWAYS HURT YOU MORE.
• There is no abstract art. You must always start with something.
  Afterward you can remove all traces of reality. -- Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)...