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  2) The protracted value analysis of algorithms. 3) The costly enumeration of the obvious....
• Astrology is a disease, not a science.
• Astrology is God's science.
• Algorithms" is an anagram for "Hilt orgasm". Maybe this explains the popularity of this field of study in computer science.
• Quote #41 As practiced by computer science, the study of programming is an unholy mixture of mathematics, literary criticism, and folklore.
  -- B. A. Sheil, 1981...
• Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.