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• Give me the right word and the right accent and I will move the world. -- Joseph Conrad
• Lord, give me patience... right now!
• If this is timesharing, give me my share right now.
• Give me a lever and place to stand and I will move the world.
  -- Archimedes (c. 287-212 B.C.), Pappus, Synagoge, VIII, 10, xi...
• If this is time-sharing, give me my share right now. It's not time yet.
• If this is timesharing, give me my share right now. It's not time yet.
• I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Still tired from the move.
  Day 2: Everyone talks to me like I'm an idiot....