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• Back off buddy, I'm a scientist. -- Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray), Ghostbuste
• TRANSVESTITE BUDDY -- a guy who will give you the skirt off his back.
• The scientist is at the moving edge of what's happening. -- Dr. Gerald M. Edelma
• Homer: So I said to him, "Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here.
  And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!...
• As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist.
  This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls. -- M. Cartmill...
• After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I'm going to try to get back and visit my skeleton at least once a year, because, "Hey, old buddy, how's it going?
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Why, yes... I AM a rocket scientist.
• Psst, hey BUDDY, have I got a deal for YOU!!