5) Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken. --Unknown, presumed deceased
Related:
- PMS? No, I'm always like this
Why do you ask... - What do you call a cow with no legs
Ground beef... - Q: How do you tell a woman with PMS from a woman without PMS
A: Beats the hell out of me... - Why do you think they call it a
joystick... - Why do you think they call it birth
CONTROL**... - Why do you think they call it
find"... - You know your child is not too smart when during the school period
roll call is taken and the child is stuck for an answer... - The cow is now a widow
because you shot the bull... - Q: Do you know why the new Michael Jackson album is called
"Dangerous
A: Because the record company execs couldn't spell...
