Baltimore, n.:
Where the women wear turtleneck sweaters to hide their flea
collars.
Where the women wear turtleneck sweaters to hide their flea
collars.
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- Baltimore, n.:
Where the women wear turtleneck sweaters to hide their... - Men wear the pants.
Women wear the panties... - Where did the Democrats hide
Tipper... - In the morning, laughing, happy fish heads
In the evening,
floating in the soup. (chorus): Fish heads, fish heads... - Beer doesn't wear a bra.
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Women vs.... - Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes;
men who like women never notice what they wear... - The FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN MALES
SPECIES: Cranial Males
SUBSPECIES:
The Hacker (homo computatis) Plumage: All clothes... - Why do women wear a pair of panties and
one bra... - Women wear the breeches.
-- Robert Burton (1577-1640)
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Anatomy of Melancholy, Democritus to the...
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- Randel, n.:
A nonsensical poem recited by Irish schoolboys as an apology
for farting at a friend.
Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure & ... - There was a bluestocking in Florence
Wrote anti-sex pamphlets in torrents,
Till a Spanish grandee, Got her off with his knee... - May the fairy god-camel leave a lump on your
pillow... - I own my own body,
but I... - Overheard in a bar:
Man: "Hey, Baby, I'd sure like to get in your pants!"
Woman:
"No, thanks, I've already got one ass-hole in there...
