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• If you MUST get married, it is always advisable to marry beauty.
  Otherwise, you'll never find anybody to take her off your hands....
• Never marry a beautiful woman. -- H. G. Well
• Well, that's what happens when cousins marry.
• Marry money.
• Marry me, Emily, and I'll never look at any other horse.
• Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry. -- Spanish Proverb
• Lisa is supposed to marry Hugh. The wedding gets cancelled and Rev.
  Lovejoy says, "... this is terrible. And this never would have happened if the wedding had been inside the church with God and not out here in the cheap showiness of nature"....
• If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse-as when a man shoots himself.