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• Benefits? Perqs? A green cookie on Saint Patrick's Day?
  -- Monty Burns reads the proposed union contract, "Last Exit to Springfield...
• Thank you for calling your credit union.
• Don't abandon hope. Your Captain Midnight decoder ring arrives tomorrow.
• But wait, there's more! If you order by midnight tonight, we'll throw in a matching set of steak knives absolutely free!
  ! ... Now how much would you pay?...
• Trust The Computer. The Computer is your friend.
• Strike while your employer has a big contract. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
  Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?...
• You know why there are so few sophisticated computer terrorists in the United States?
  Because your hackers have so much mobility into the establishment....
• Someone was smoking in the computer room and set off the halon systems.