Related:

• Marge: An A+! How did you do it? Homer: Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box.
  Marge: You changed your grade with a computer? Home...
• Coming soon to a computer near you ...
• Let me help. A hundred years or so from now, I believe, a famous novelist will write a classic using that theme.
  He'll recommend those three words even over "I love you....
• I love you, you love me...
• I just have one thing to say: Murphy, you owe me!
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle -- after Candice Bergan won an Emmy for her role as Murphy Brow...
• Computer: "Please enter program." Scott: "The android at the bar said you could show me my old ship.
  Let me see it!" Computer: "Insufficient data. Please specify parameters....
• HELP ME! MY BRAIN!!! I JUST DROPPED IT! AAARRGGGGHHH!
• Marge: "Bart, you love your sister, don't you?" Ba
  Don't make me say it. I know the answer. You know the answer....
• I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
  They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...