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• How many efficiency experts -- does it take to replace a light bulb?
  None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs....
• How many US Presidents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendment....
• How many survivors of a nuclear war -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (DuPont) Light bulbs need to be changed? Gosh. I guess the servants have always taken care of that....
• How many cats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need....
• How many first-time computer users -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it takes him three hours and two phone calls to the electrician before he realizes he forgot to turn the switch on....
• How many field service engineers -- does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
  Well, the diagnostics all check out fine, so it's a software problem....
• How many municipal employees -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Seven - two to administer the Civil Service examination for the Light Bulb Administrator position, the Commissioner of Public Works, who ends up hiring his brother for the position anyway, one to plow the mayor's driveway, a Summer Youth student to actually screw it in, and a Union steward to protest that its the electrician's job to screw in light bulbs....
• How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again....