Stale file handle (next time use Tupperware(tm)!)
Related:
- Note to myself:
use real bullets next time... - Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#13)
Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill
out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
Question 13: Which of the following new Microsoft products... - Next time you wave,
use ALL of your fingers... - Who-ho-ho!!
This is no Tupperware party... - This time it's for love;
next time it's $100.00... - Frustration is not having anyone to blame but yourself.
X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=... - slurp vt.
To read a large data file entirely into core
before working on it.
This may be contrasted with the strategy of reading... - slurp: vt. To read a large data file entirely into {core} before
working on it.
This may be contrasted with the strategy of reading... - Next time I'll wear
underwear...
From the same category:
- Your EMAIL is now being delivered by
the USPS... - because Bill Gates is a Jehovah's witness and so nothing can work on St.
Swithin's day... - You're
out of... - Electricians made popcorn in the
power... - The monitor is plugged into the
serial...
