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• Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#13) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
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• Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!
• Who-ho-ho!! This is no Tupperware party!
• This time it's for love; next time it's $100.00.
• Frustration is not having anyone to blame but yourself.
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• lurp vt. To read a large data file entirely into core before working on it.
  This may be contrasted with the strategy of reading a small piece at a time, processing it, and then reading the next piece....
• lurp: vt. To read a large data file entirely into {core} before working on it.
  This may be contrasted with the strategy of reading a small piece at a time, processing it, and then reading the next piece....
• Next time I'll wear underwear.