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  CRW - "By the way, N12345, I'd like to personally commend and thank you for that outstanding effort in restoring functionality to your transponder....
• A Powerful New Chip... INTRODUCING the greatest and most powerful new chip out of INTEL's(TM) Microprocessor Lab
  The Potato(TM) Chip. Finally, with much fanfare, the newest upgrade to the best selling Pentium(TM) processor is released....
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  "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological technique...