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• Subatomic Particles That Taste Like Licorice.
• Friends: the rubber duckies in the bathtub of life!
• Q: What do you call a leper in your bathtub? A: Stew.
• Q: What should you do if you wife has an epileptic seizure in the bathtub?
  A: Throw in the laundry....
• What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?
  The woman in church has hope in her soul......
• Q: What should you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bathtub? A: Throw in your laundry.
• Q: How many Ethiopians can you keep in your bathtub? A: None. They keep slipping down the drain.
• 376. Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
  A: Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!...
• Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....