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• Q: what do you throw a drowning lawyer? A: his wife and kid
• Q: What do you call a leper in your bathtub? A: Stew.
• Q: What do you do when a Polock throws a grenade at you? A: You pull the pin and throw it back.
• Q: What do you do when your kotex catches fire? A: Throw it on the floor and tampon i
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• Q: Do you know the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
  A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry....
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• What do you get when you cross a Chinaman with a Frenchman? A Frenchman who eats your laundry.