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• I have nothing against Michael Jackson, but if my son ever goes around wearing just one glove, he better be playing baseball!
• My Life Without My Father, by Ron Reaga
• My Life Without Bill, by Roger Clinto
• My Life Without Roseanne, by Tom Arnold
• My Life Without My Brother Ron, by Clint Howard
• Q: What do the L.A. Dodgers have in common with Michael Jackson?
  A: They wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason....
• Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Prior?
  A: One was burned by coke, the other by Pepsi....
• A group thinks Michael Jackson is the Messiah returned.
  This time, obviously, He's upped His ticket prices....
• Q: Did you hear that Richard Prior and Michael Jackson are starting a new scholarship for blacks?
  A: It's called "The Ignited Negroes College Fund....