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• Olympic Bound... Someday I'll make it.
• Did you hear about the lesbian swimmer who was thrown out of the Olympics?
  She kept lapping the other swimmers....
• News Flash -- Tagline theft will be an Olympic event this year!!
• Olympic Athletes Who Think Sports Are Really Stupid.
• Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team? They're all over here.......
• One reason Geraldine Ferraro got in trouble is hat on a disclosure form she apparently checked the wrong box.
  Which reminds us: Wasn't there once an Olympic fighter disqualified because he boxed the wrong Czech?...
• The Populist Party has named Bob Richards, an Olympic pole vaulter in the 1950s, as its presidential candidate.
  So don't get too excited if you hear he's leading in the poles....
• A young sub-altern was posted to a British army detachment in the desert.
  On his tour of the facility with the master sergent, he noticed a group of camels....