A young sub-altern was posted to a British army detachment in the
desert. On his tour of the facility with the master sergent, he
noticed a group of camels. "What are those for?" "The men use them
when they want to have sex..." "Don't say another word, sergent.
That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. Get rid of
those camels immediately!" "Yes, sir."
A few weeks went by and the young officer began to get rather
horny. He called the sergent over and asked "Where are the camels
we used to have?" The sergent replied that he had sold them to a
Bedouin that camped nearby. "Take me to them, please."
The officer and the sergent went over to the Bedouin camp and
found the camels. The officer told the sergent to leave him alone
with the camels, then picked out the most attractive one, and
proceeded to have sex with the camel.
On the way back to the camp, the officer asked, "Sergeant, do the men
actually enjoy sex with the camels?" The sergent looked at the
officer in astonishment and exclaimed, "I don't know! They use them
to ride into town where the girls are!"
desert. On his tour of the facility with the master sergent, he
noticed a group of camels. "What are those for?" "The men use them
when they want to have sex..." "Don't say another word, sergent.
That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. Get rid of
those camels immediately!" "Yes, sir."
A few weeks went by and the young officer began to get rather
horny. He called the sergent over and asked "Where are the camels
we used to have?" The sergent replied that he had sold them to a
Bedouin that camped nearby. "Take me to them, please."
The officer and the sergent went over to the Bedouin camp and
found the camels. The officer told the sergent to leave him alone
with the camels, then picked out the most attractive one, and
proceeded to have sex with the camel.
On the way back to the camp, the officer asked, "Sergeant, do the men
actually enjoy sex with the camels?" The sergent looked at the
officer in astonishment and exclaimed, "I don't know! They use them
to ride into town where the girls are!"
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