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• Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone. 
• Tune for Maximum Smoke!
• Brad Templeton, Looking Glass Software Ltd. -- Waterloo
  Ontario 519/884-7473 (sung to the tune of Three Blind Mice) Visualize how they perambulate, Visualize how they perambulate....
• Call in, tune up, turn out, hang up.
• I'm a Loony Tune Muso - What's YOUR Disability?????
• [Sung to the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries"] Leave a message... leave a message... etc.
• Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's Master of Puppets" CD.
• Q: What's worse than a guitar string breaking in the middle of a tune?
  A: Having an organ go flat on you in the middle of a piece....
• From WSJ - 11/21/1988, quoted without permission NAPLES, Italy - In heaven, the old joke goes, the police are British, the cooks French, the lovers Italian, and it's all organized by the Germans.
  In hell, the police are French, the cooks British, the lovers German, and it's all organized by the Italians....