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• What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called? Turkey feathe
• The Butterball Turkey Talk-Line's Most Memorable Call
  -- Home alone, a Kentucky woman was in the doghouse when she called the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line....
• Q: What has feathers and glows in the dark? A: Chicken Kiev.
• The cost of feathers has risen... Now even DOWN is up!
• The cost of feathers has risen, now even down is up.
• What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
• Q: Three Polacks on a couch - which one's the cock sucker? A: The one who's spitting feathe
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