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• Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly.
• Drop the gun, Tom said with a disarming smile.
• Beans are the musical fruit" Tom said astutely.
• Eat more fruit" said Tom, with aplomb.
• We're all out of isinglass" said Tom amicably.
• I'm sorry I'm so tardy," Tom said belatedly.
• There once was a lass from Wilts She came walking into Scotland upon stilts They said "Madam it's shocking You reveal so much stocking" She said "Yea, well how about those kilts?
• Seems that Tom was working local with a nervous FPL watching over his shoulder.
  He had one air carrier jet just touching down and another on a mile final, with a commuter holding short for departure release....
• A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were travelling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train.
  "Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black....