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• I come from the shallow end of the gene pool.
• The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard.
• Swimming in the gene pool.
• You might be a teacher if... You might be a teacher if.
  .. You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free....
• You Might Be in Education If . . . 1. You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.
  2. You find humor in other people's stupidity. 3....
• Jane and John met at a Christmas party, dated a few times, and decided to get married as soon as possible.
  This acomplished, they set off for their honeymoon in Orlando....
• This is a simple, harmless, and hilarious practical joke, that has claimed me as a victim.
  The setting is a pool hall, bar, or anyplace else with a pool (billiards) table....
• Words of Wisdom: ** The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  ** A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking....
• You know how those novelty shops, as if required by some obscure law, all carry those cutesy keychains with various sayings on them?
  Well, I happen to know that in your deepest innermost desire, you really wanted a list of those ever so witty sayings....