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• I have that file, it's right he........
• You have the right to remain silent....
• Don't panic...you have your towel, right?
• Bicycles have the right of way.
• You have reached (recites number here). No one is available to speak with you right now because we either are not here or don't feel like picking up the phone.
  If you are a burglar, we have two hungy dobermans downstairs for your convenience....
• Nothing goes right for me. I have a canary who hums!
• If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right.
• My incoming messages have the right of way.
• You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.