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• Mother to her daughter: "Why does the tablecloth you just put on the table have the word `truth' written on it?
  Daughter: "Because I want to turn the table into a truth table!...
• You shall know the truth and be freed.
• I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
• Now, I'm going to tell you the truth
• I'll tell you the truth whether I know it or not.
• I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie to do it.
• You shall know the truth, and it shall make you odd.
• There was a rascal who managed to get engaged to two women at the same time
  one named Edith, in California, and the other named Kate, in texas....