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• Christmas 2000 A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.
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• Forget about phenothaline, coat the inside of the cup with Nitrogen tri- iodide, when it dries, don't move the cup!
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• Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most.
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