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Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most.
From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988
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From: will@jane.jpl.nasa.gov (Will Deich)
Subject: Wheat, fields of wheat
Keywords: topical, chuckle
Date: 22 Oct 88 07:20:03 GMT
P.S. The Texas Commissioner of Agriculture was quoted on
NPR (or was it in the LA Times?), as saying
``George Bush's idea of a good farm program is "Hee Haw". ''
[ And I'll counter this by noting that Jay Leno asked:
What's all this about a Massachusets Miracle? Did somebody
find a live fish in Boston Harbour? ]
Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most.
From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988
Flags: 000000000001
From: will@jane.jpl.nasa.gov (Will Deich)
Subject: Wheat, fields of wheat
Keywords: topical, chuckle
Date: 22 Oct 88 07:20:03 GMT
P.S. The Texas Commissioner of Agriculture was quoted on
NPR (or was it in the LA Times?), as saying
``George Bush's idea of a good farm program is "Hee Haw". ''
[ And I'll counter this by noting that Jay Leno asked:
What's all this about a Massachusets Miracle? Did somebody
find a live fish in Boston Harbour? ]
Related:
- P.S. The Texas Commissioner of Agriculture was quoted on
``George Bush's idea of a good farm program is "Hee Haw".
'' [ And I'll counter this by noting that Jay Leno... - Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most.
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From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001... - This is a joke told by Dave Allen on one of his
shows (British program 'Dave Allen at Large').
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut... - Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line.
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