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  he stumbles across a lamp, and out comes a genie. "I'm sick of granting wishes, so you only get one wish", says the genie....
• I wish someone of authority would give us a direction.
• I wish I'd stolen that tagline." "You will, you will !
• I am here. Wish you were fine!
• The weather is here. I wish you were beautiful!
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• I am HERE... Wish you were FINE. (Stolen)