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• Burn a flag=free speech. Burn a cross=hate crime.
• There once was a race of smurf-like creatures called "Trids".
  The Trids were happy, peaceful, folks, who lived in a village at the base of a mountain....
• Which reminds me of the dinner party I was at last night.
  It was a candlelight affair; so when the hostess fell backwards onto the table I shouted "You'll burn your end at both candles!...
• Sherwood forest, which dear do you want?" "Lucifer speaking, who in the hall do you want?
  "Heaven, God speaking." "Bridge, Kirk here." "City Morgue, you kill 'em, we chill 'em...
• How many real men does it take to cross a river? 5000.
  4999 to build a suspension bridge and 1 to drive a tractor trailer across....
• Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
• Tempest: That which occurs in Teapots.