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• Admit Nothing..... Deny EVERYTHING..... Demand PROOF!
• ...and the Goths are winning
• All this, and a winning smile, too.
• There are several kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method
  -General Practitioners know nothing and do little....
• Q: What's the difference between a woman driver and a woman golfer?
  A: One hits everything and the other hits nothing....
• If life is a rat race, the rats are winning.
• Winning The Big One, by Gene Mauch
• These 2 tribes had been fighting on and on for years and the losing tribes's leader at the end of the war would have to submit himself to the winning side and be killed.
  Well, after one particularly bloody battle, the losing sides leader went to the winners and when he arrived they told him they were changing the rules around....