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• 10 RULES FOR FEMALE AOL'ers 1. Before deciding you're falling in love
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• Smile! It makes others wonder what you're up to.
• I came up with this idea for a different kind of version of Fleetwood's Don't Stop, I thought it was fitting since Clinton and Gore played this song at their election party.
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• Never mind the facts - I know what I know
• Never mind the facts - I know what I know!
• Never had it, never will. Hell, I don't even know what 'it' is.
• Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online.
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• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....