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• There is always a way.
• I meant what I said --- I think.
• The easy way is always mined.
• Q: What is the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
  A: You can always find a girl who'll blow your paycheck for you....
• It's always harder to pave the way for others!
• Q: What's the difference between Aggie cheerleaders and sheep?
  A: If you get lonely, you can always find a good looking sheep....
• A man was driving through an unfamilar city. He noticed in certain section of town, that women would come up to him at stoplights and say "Nookie Nookie Ten Fifty".
  This happened a few more times and this man being a bit naive wanted to find out what this meant....
• This is it folks, I hope you liked them and I am increasing this list and will post it periodically if there is a positive responce to this.
  If you hate religious jokes or think that I am making fun of God or your religion then fine, feel that way but I am not trying to offend anyone living, dead or divine....
• As soon as she had finished parochial school, a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to New York where before long
  he became a successful performer in show business....