Related:

• Wedding rings: The world's smallest handcuffs.
• Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
• Calling Technical Support.... Ring... Ring... Ring.
  .. Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring....
• Advice (noun): the smallest current coin.
• Even the smallest candle dispels the darkness.
• What is the smallest part in LADA ? The owners brain.
• ..ring...ring..jingle...Zaaaap...Aieeee
• Merlin Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight.
  I am the most beautiful person in the world," proclaimed Sleeping Beauty....